Fuck ya
Hi I'm Emma, please talk to me, I have nothing else to do with my life


i don’t understand how there are people who don’t listen to music ever like

are you people okay??????

October 22nd / 164,346 notes


leave me alone but also give me constant attention

October 22nd / 119,765 notes

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"What is that, some kind of stone, like a heating stone? An odd pattern, it kind of looks like—

is that a goddamn condom full of spaghetti
"Just remember, even your worst days only have twenty-four hours"
-10 word story (via boywithed)

October 22nd / 171,155 notes


im pretty sure owning a frozen yogurt machine would solve 100% of my problems

October 22nd / 223,126 notes


maybe i’ll be hot tomorrow 

October 22nd / 572,488 notes

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My friend had her daughters at a zoo when she heard, “Ma’am, there’s a lemur on your baby
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Jim and Pam 14th January 1967.

i was havin a great time until i remembered that i was ugly

October 22nd / 620,193 notes

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me parenting


i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone

October 22nd / 513,698 notes


that time in the night when you can’t stop yawning but can’t get to sleep either

October 22nd / 264,706 notes

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"Mom can we get McDonalds?"

"Eat what’s in the fridge"


October 22nd / 251,795 notes

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