Anonymous asked: Why would you fuck Adam sandler

tiit:

cloudkittten:

tiit:

it was on my bucket list 

Does the ‘was’ entail you already have?

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yes

foulmilk:

kinda want to fuck
ing die

obveously:

pizzatomb:

imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious 

i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that

reverseracist:

my favorite white
annies-booobs:

tits-mcgeek:

not-pizza:

My idol

This will never not be funny.

a hero for the ages
nuclear-heart:

flowerette:

nicainmhire:

Uptown Girls (2003)

i’m sad

rip bb

troyesivan:

its kinda scary when you waste an entire day doing nothing and time just passes

daddyhole:

i hate people who take posts like “black ladies are beautiful” and say “YOU MEAN EVERYONE IS BEAUTIFUL”

its like showing up to a little celebratory function for an unappreciated tech crew of a movie and going “DONT U THINK THE ACTORS ARE IMPORTANT TOO???”

son the actors already have the red carpet and four billion dollars sit down

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